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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 09:56
Then came..
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Ancient Protein Breaks Biological Rules by Working in a Mirror World - SciTechDaily
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures a Stunning New View of the Sombrero Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Samsung may soon open One UI 8 beta program for Galaxy S22 - SamMobile
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
How short is too short for a skirt?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
NASA Spots Strange Towering Shape Breaking Through Mars’ Atmosphere - The Daily Galaxy
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Trump's sons distance themselves from new Trump-branded crypto venture - ABC News
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No go.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
U.S. imports see largest plunge on record in April - Axios
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.